Aby The Liberal

Dmitri April 23rd, 2007

Wonder what would happen if Osama Bin Laden becomes the president of United States? Here are some changes that will happen to America after Osama becomes a President of USA. If you have any idea, point them out.

• Osama will stop attacking America and there will no longer be a terrorist threat as all terrorists will be legal




• No terrorist group will dare to mess with the most ruthless, cunning and murderous president




• Americans will be allowed to carry guns and even automatic rifles which will suit their gun culture very well




• Cosmetic surgery industry will be hit hard as women will be veiled and and are no longer able to show their bodies




• American men will be free of the threat of women presidents




• Jew hating American racists will be trained and sent to Palestine as suicide bombers




• There will be much less burden on the criminal justice system once Islamic laws come into play.




• The muderers of Muslims will be executed and the others will be trained in CIA and Delta Force




• The rape victims will require four witnesses or the rapist will be freed. Even if they get four witnesses, the rapist will be freed on grounds of insanity as no sane man will rape a woman in front of four witnesses.




• The thieves and shoplifters will have their hands cut off and freed




• Wife beaters will be freed as Islamic laws will legalise wife beatings and the Quran recommends it




• Pedophiles will be freed as sex with 9 year old kids will be an act of sunnah




• American troops overseas will be withdrawn and move to Guantanamo bay




• All parties will be banned in US including music, dancing and entertainment




• Divorce rates will crumple as a man will be able to keep four wives and unlimited number of slave girls




• All medical hospitals will be stocked with cardamom and camel urine and no other medicines will be needed.




• Slave markets will be opened and the government can tax selling of women in slave markets.

Finally the religion of peace will bring harmony and prosperity in the whole of America.

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